Monday, May 19, 2008

Featured Cone: Patt Kelley

Cone Coneson was the first mint chocolate chip austronaut. He was sent into space to find and bring back milk from the Milky Way. Once he got there and realized that "Milky Way" was just a name for a galaxy, he returned home defeated. He turned to peppermint schnopps and died of liver failure.

-Patt Kelley

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